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How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex – (Advice To Men)

Please beware of these killer commands. Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them!

1. Harder! Harder!!
2. Jack it man!
3. Hit it deep!
4. Faster! Faster!!
5. Don’t stop!
6. I’m your palliative, loot me!
7. Shift my wo+mb
8. It’s your own, scatter it!
9. Hapo hapo Kevoh (there there Kelvin)

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You see eh, women’s work is ALWAYS Work-in-Progress.
You can’t finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it.

Don’t try to be a HERO bro. 🙏
There’s more life to live and enjoy outside sex.

In the event of your sudden de+ath, someone else will continue that deeper deeper hit hit jack jack work.

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A word is enough for the wise.

Good night ✍️

Starpotter

A Professional blogger and Entertainer. An extremely calm-headed guy.... Maybe naughty. lol

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